OK, so you are wanting to hear about my day? Da, fine, but first keep filling my glass.
So, I had just finished bringing back the other haul you told me about when I got tip that team with transport is available for new work. I headed to address I was given – seemed corporate and I did not get chance to clean up. Oh well, this would not be first time Arkady was under-dressed to ball, you know what I mean, friend?
While I was sitting in waiting area gunfire erupted from front of building – da, yes, gunfire! – so me and man I was waiting with both pulled out pistols – da, yes, both of us! – and headed out to see what was going on.
A little girl was trading SMG fire with some Banda – you know, “members of gang” – who had kicked their way into building, and two suits were trapped in front room of office. Reception lady had just run out of front room when I saw one Banda was exposed so I took shot. Figured it wouldn’t hurt my rep with corp to help take out trash, right?
Little girl kept pulling trigger on SMG – I don’t know, maybe in teens? – but she was hitting targets. One of Banda caught her with burst and she went rolling back into cubicles. I know, crazy place for gunfight, right? The suits in front room had it about cleaned up when even more Banda appeared through back door!
Other guy in waiting room – remember him? – well name is Lloyd and he was doing pretty good helping me shoot new Banda. We just about had them all, but there one left so I figured Kakogo Cherta – “What the Hell” – wouldn’t it make for better story later if I ran out and shot him in face? For old time’s sake, yes?
Well, it did not work so good. I do not remember everything, but I missed with burst – oh, I had better SMG by then, Mr Doctor, one of suits up front, throw it to me – and he hit with his. Banda did, I mean. Hit me. My vest only stopped bit of it and I was thrown across room and I felt tearing and hot pain. I think I screamed at him when I hit floor – Pyos yob tvoyu mat!!! “My male dog fucks your mother!!!” – but that’s all I remember.
Da, male dog, very important part of saying, yes? Because it is you that fucks female dog, not female dog fucking you. No, not you – the Banda!
So anyway, you know what, friend? I lived. Craziest thing, that is why I am sitting here with you now, right? All I remember is some red man laughing at me, in my dreams, you know? And then I was awake in front room and all of Banda were dead or gone away and Mr Doctor – one who threw SMG to me – he was looking at me with very worried but not unpleasant expression.
Hey, fill glass again. Da, right to top, that is good.
Well, Mr Doctor patched me up and I felt pretty good even, so I figured I would hang around bit. I still wanted to talk to Gospozha Whitestar – the lady, yeah, you know her? – about that job. Not just yet, through, since they needed to get people who had tried to kill them. I do not know, it was not clear but yes I agree – finish one thing before starting another, right?
OK, rest of story involves walking robot man, trading person for empty case, shooting dozen more Banda, and one of them getting lucky shot on Arkady again. This time not my fault! But that is all OK now, so yes I am fine.
So, tell me again about abandoned ejection pods – I know you gave coordinates but which direction you think they headed? Da, da, very good.